with father and boyfriend at family dinner

me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.

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The women are the strong ones, truly.

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STARRING TUMBLR AS LUCILLE.

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moriarty:

Clark Kent: I’m not Superman.
Peter Parker: I’m not Spider Man.
Bruce Wayne: I’m not Batman.
Tony Stark:

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WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

COMMANDER CRUNCH

The Silence of the Lambs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Silence of the Lambs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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buttduchess:

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

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fuckyeahinternetz:

Hodor

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suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

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