with father and boyfriend at family dinner
- me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
- father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.
The women are the strong ones, truly.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine.